If you had a china shop and a bull wandered in at least you could shoo it out through the door.
Pity this poor pool owner then who found an escaped bull in his swimming pool. The two year old bovine beast was trying to make the aquaintance of some cows in a neighbouring field when he escaped and in trying to avoid re-capture burst through a fence and ended up in the pool.
 “I think I’ll go for a china shop next time” |
 “Oh, how undignified!” |
The pool had to be drained and the bull lifted out by a forklift with help from the fire brigade. The bull was unharmed and the pool only suffered minor damage.